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Please send all love letters and well concealed cash to:

Laura Bingle
89 Grattan Street 
Apartment 1R
Brooklyn NY 11237

I hate packing.

Current Mood:
annoyed annoyed
Current Music:
buzzcocks
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I ended up going to Motley Crue last night.
And yes, the above man is still the hottest man alive... god.
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You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!




Your Birthdate: December 31

Your birthday suggests that you are a good organizer and manager, an energetic and dependable worker; attributes often showing success in the business world.

Serious and sincere, you have the patience and determination necessary to accomplish a great deal.



Your approach can be original, but often rigid and stubborn.

Sensitivity may be present, but feeling are likely to be repressed.

You are good with detail and insist on accuracy, but at times scatter energies.



You're a practical thinker, but not without imagination.

You love travel and don't like to live alone.

You should probably marry early, for responsibility is necessary for your stability.




In a Past Life...

You Were: A Kind Astrologer.

Where You Lived: Peru.

How You Died: The Plague.


Your Daddy Is Bill o'Reilly


What You Call Him: Daddy-o
Why You Love Him: He knows best

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Dear Wayne Brady-
If I see your 5/3 Bank commercial where you sing that "Low low low" song one more time I'm going to stick a Bic pen through my eye.
Thanks!
Hugs and Kisses,
Laura A. Bingle
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fateyelashes: oh did i tell you about the new band that your in..
fateyelashes: ?
Bing4056: uhhh what about vintage condom... or is this a side project
fateyelashes: this is a side project.
fateyelashes: its called "bedazzle my ass"
fateyelashes: sue's in it too
Bing4056: alright well just send me the keytar parts and i'll start practicing
fateyelashes: yeah.
fateyelashes: and were going to only wear bedazzled underwear on stage.
fateyelashes: and masks so no one knows who we are
Bing4056: can i make a bedazzald vest
fateyelashes: its going to rock
fateyelashes: yes.
Bing4056: but just the vest
fateyelashes: thats great
Bing4056: it's gonna be denim
Bing4056: so my tittys are EVERYWHERE
fateyelashes: good i'll make denim underwhere
fateyelashes: so my ass is bedazzled.
Bing4056: can we do a cover of that pussycat dolls song... that "don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me" or whatever
fateyelashes: oh god yes
Bing4056: and i'll start working out the dance moves
Bing4056: omg i just got an image in my head of sue lip synching to that song
fateyelashes: good. i need to learn them as soon as i get home.

Bing4056: now i have that don't cha song in my head
Bing4056: and images of sue
Bing4056: singing it, and dancing
fateyelashes: good. keep them there.

fateyelashes: i like it.
fateyelashes: write about it on live journal.
fateyelashes: see if sue comments about it in hers from reading yours
Bing4056: oh they are now filed in there permanantly

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This day is off to a great start. I just spent an hour or so plunging the toilet. It also overflowed, because I'm an idiot, so I had to clean up poop water. I got poop water on my feet. The poop water also leaked into the basement onto my dad's computer.
I've also been fighting with Mike since last night.
I had my meeting with my co-op advisor yesterday. It went well. I came home, and took a nap, which was only supposed to last until 7 or so when Tabitha and Alex were going to come and pick me up. I didn't wake up until 1 a.m. Tabitha and Alex most likey hate me.
Right now, I just want to take a shower, smoke a cigarette, and go to Meijer.
Maybe Kohl's.
Maybe Hobby Lobby.
I don't want to talk to my boyfriend. He bothers me.
I told him a lot of mean things.... such as "I hope you kill yourself," "I hate you," etc.
I went to the Gap Outlet with my sister on Thursday. I bought 3 pairs of jeans. I finally found black jeans that aren't that tapered leg business, or elastic waist. They are a slight flare I suppose.
Bah.
Current Mood:
blah blah
Current Music:
Mae - Summertime
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Mitch Hedberg Died.  I'm sad.

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